I am at the grocery store, an elderly couple walks in. They walk straight to the cooling compartment that contains cheese. The man looks very happy, he knows that he will get discount on the cheese this week.
“Great, let’s take the Old Amsterdam!” He tells his wife with great enthusiasm.
She takes a look inside the compartment.
“Honey, there are only two old things in here. You and I.”
She responds with sparkling eyes. *Lol*